The Sad Dumpster Dildo Chronicles is an erotic light novel written by Smut Master Erin. It is considered her magnum opus, said to be unmatched when comparing her other esteemed work.
Synopsis[]
Toy Story was a blatant rip-off of Erin's beloved Dumpster Dildo Chronicles. The melancholy toy was a cherished character, who's eternal themes of friendship and sharing were forever tarnished by the two-bit Pixar version. With such endearing matters of, "I just want to be played with", and "You've got a friend in me", becoming nothing more than trite turns of phrase in the Toy Story trilogy.
So please, before you corrupt your minds on the garbage of Pixar, turn instead to the wholesome book series of The Sad Dumpster Dildo and Friends.
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