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The Horny Mattress is an erotic nonfiction novel written by Tommy73. It chronicles the sexcapades of a lone mattress, who observes various creatures daring enough to plant their supple bottoms on this soft and twisted mattress.

Chapter 1: A Cat Is Fine Too[]

I am a mattress.

A mattress made in order to fulfill the desires of human nature.

Energy is such an essential component for living species around the world. I am honoured to be transported into this 4-star hotel that effortlessly exposes glitter and sparkles, famous for its luscious food and welcome service. The day to fill up the energy gauges of humanity has come; today, I can prepare the guests for the next sunrise. I can finally prove that my elastic, resilient nylon can enable those to sleep well and sleep tight.

Clock ticks at eight to seven. Service time starts in eight minutes, or at least according to the appointed time the guest has assigned in this specific room. I cannot contain my excitement, the pleasure of humanity sleeping gently and elagantly on my body. The gestures suggesting that their inner mind has fallen into the depths of the dream world, their bodies increasingly storing up energy and in full charge the next morning. Maybe it's a girl who pleads sweet perfume and gives a quixotic aura, or...

... speak of the angel.

Door squeak accomponies my nylon ears as the woman in the hawaii dress and sunglasses enters the service room. Carrying several luggage which suits the size of alpha highschool boys, she closes the door behind her and settles in the tight environment in contrast to her belongings. Lucky guest for a first-comer, I am solely proud to have such person. If only I can meet eye contact with her, if not for the sunglasses.

But the suspicion is there, if only subtlely.

Her nature stands out to me, as if she's cautious of... getting caught. Being caught from what though? After moments of silence examining any alert outside the door, she orders;

"Alright, you're safe."

The pinkish, stylish suitcase starts to unzip itself. I jump in surprise, at least in my inner mind because mattresses can't jump. What is revealed though is not the fact that the suitcase object has a mind of its own, because that would be weird, but two cats escaping for the spaceless looking suitcase and preaching out for air. Very well trained, presumably. As expected from a beauty in her 20s.

Black fur with lively tails contact and delicate whickers, the cats wonder and explore the room as they familiarize themselves with the contents and their placements. The hawaii girl unpacked several of her clothings, a towel, soup, shampoo et cetera. I would presume she would be taking a shower though with her accessories.

After a wave that indicated a 'be back later', the room inflicted with silence.

... "ny-nyaaaarn, I'm sleepy."

"I need a wank, meow~."

..... Huh. Did I just hear some voi-

"W-what? Fuck off, go jack off somewhere else, nyarn."

Are... the cats talking? Are they actually speaking English, let alone a human language? What is this nyavesty?

The black cat, with the tingly bell attached to its red collar, makes itself at home by jumping on my nylon, masculine body. It allocates itself by walking in a circle until position is assigned, then proceeds to slump in a more comfortable position. Circled like a q-tea litle 3.14, the nyarn cat attempts to gain a snooze.

My first guest happens to be a cat.

I guess a cat is fine, too.

"I'm really. Fucking. Horny. Meow."

The black cat, with the dingly bell attached to its blue collar, splints fire in its eyes, indicating determination to achieve salvation. It's obvious that it has the itch to accomplish its deeds, but its deeds is what the question is.

Wait, if the cat is horny then....

Suddenly, I felt a extremely fierce shiver down my spine....

The meow cat leapt its way up onto my body, abusing its clutching natured paws onto my skin. Nyarn cat, whom barely started seconds ago to lie comfortably and enter paradise, went full alert, the indications being its ears straightening up and tail on light-tower-light mode.

"J-Jean, why are you on the bed, pomf? Nyan." Of course it'd be on full alert. The siliva was dribbling disgustingly onto my beautiful skin as it crept towards the other. "If you want a wank, go somewhere else, nyan."

"But I don't have a room Micaelo, meow. The shower is full." Slurp noises intentifies.

"Then why on Earth are you going to ME!? I'm a GUY, dude! Nyarn!"

Jean's a male, huh?

Michaelo seductively walks up to Jean. Just as Jean is cornered to the wall, still present on me but onto my head (or what humans call pillows), Michaelo stops in the implication that it has him trapped. Its eyes was burning so hard the sun was sad. His tail was itching with urge so much that it makes a hungry tiger jealous. Michaleo bends its lower body so its genietals is touching my skin in seduce manner. Suggestively, it was humping me. Stratching its penis round and round in circles, like a mini train track with cho-cho toys around its child, the cat's legs twitches, shivers and its paws clutches onto my skin. Ouchies.

Its inner urges are just begging to smash through its body and unleash its desires.

By the way, what gender is Michael-

....

"And... what's wrong with guy on guy... meeeeeooooooow~~."

Like the light let out immediately from sunrise, Michaelo virciously locks the life of Jean and traps him on the wall, two of his paws holding real tightly onto Jean's paws against the walls. I can see it. The cat penis pumps like explosions as the veins thickens harder and harder. This is merely his urges. The real fun starts now.

Wait, fun? No! I don't want two male cats fucking each other on ME. Sto-

"STOOOOOOOOP. NYAN."

"Meahahaha. Never. Justice will be prevailed and evil shall vanish. I must do my deeds, meow."

"So... all those times you jacked off, you were watching, gay porn?! You're a homo, nyarn!?"

"YES, NOW LEMME FUCK MEOW."

Mich's breath gasolined Jean as his eyes star intensely close to him, examining every body proporations to see if it fits his ideal. The tip of his meow ding dong rubs side by side against the enclosed cat boy pussy.

"Sure is tight here, meow. It might be closed, but not for long."

"NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA." THRUST. The cat smashed his thingumajigu into his boypussilious poop hole. The entire of his veiny, meow cock entered straight inside Jean as he clutches against the wall. Oh god, they're really doing it.

First time I've had living species on me in a special service hotel room, and it's two male cats fucking and raping one another.

Is this karma?

Splash, splosh, spluuuush. In, out, in, out, shake it all about. Jean was spinning in circles like a fan as the cock of Mich span him round and round like a propellet.

All I wanted was to service humanity to sleep tightly inside a blanket, in order to foresee some sweet, dazy dreams only to then wake up all refreshed and ready to live a new, welcoming day.

"Nyarn~~ Nyran~~ Nyarn~~, your penis is growing inside me, are you a pump to your baaaaaAAAA... ba... balloon~? NYAA~~."

It'd be nice if one human thanked me for comfortable service after sleeping. Maybe some praise, or gratutude for having me as pure assistance.

"Awwww, your boypussy is good. Mmmm, gotta thrust harder, need to come my meow juice, MEOW~"

Or no, I'd be more than satisfied if the person was also satisfied. A smile proves I have done my job well. My heart would then feel sensationaly tingley, it'd feel like I did a good deed.

"OOOHH THIS FEELS SENSATIONALY TINGLEY, MMMM. OH god, ah, ahhhh, eugh, ehhhhmmaaaa, MEE.. MEEE. MEEEE COMING OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW."

But....

"AAAAA, NYRAN, MICH YOU B-BITCH MEOOOOOW."

Why do I feel slightly... tingley now?

"I can feel it... there's cat juice... in- NYAA~.... inside me, squirting its dirty boy juice in my... insides... uhh.. uhhh. uhAAA. Nyran."

Why is my bottom spring popping out through my bed sheets? It's enlarging.

"Ahh... juice is flowing out, too much for you? Teeheehee, meow.

Why am I...

"Let's do it one more time Jean."

Smiling?

"I'll thrust much harder. Meow. I'll also toss you off with my paws, you'd like that, don't you? Teeheehee, meo-"

"Nyooooo, nya~"

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OQ)IE(2mry38m5(%£%:{}£{%/3,[C4X" I sideflip 480 degrees clockwise, the cats flying off from my impact. They are both literally and psychologically broke, their erect fur and aroused whisckers positioning them in a unconfortable manner.

Suddenly, I blurt out.

"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING ON MY HEAD (QUITE LITERALLY) WHILST TEASING ME? I WANT TO FUCK TOO, BUT YOU DONT EVEN ACKNOLEDGE MY EXISTENCE, YOU JUST USE ME AS SOME SORT OF COMFY PIECE OF SHIT AND PROCEED TO FUCK WITH YOUR OWN BUISNESS. I SWEAR, LIVING SPECIES ARE A FUCKING WRECK THESE DAYS, HUMANS FUCKING ON COUTCHES LIKE THEY HAVE NO CARE IN THE WORLD, WHAT THE FUCK? WHY DO HUMANS HAVE THE DOMINANCE OF THIS WORLD? ARE THEY THAT FULL OF THEMSELVES?? SOCIETY'S A MESS, YOU MIGHT AS WELL FUCK IN PUBLIC. BUT GOD DAMN CATS. IT'S LIKE HAVING TWO PEOPLE HAVING SEX IN FRONT OF YOU, AND YOU DO NOTHING. NOTHING!!!! WHERE'S MY FUUUUUUUUUUUN?"

The cats are astonished. Couldn't move a inch, let alone a particle.

"... The bed can talk, meow?" said Mich.

"... Why does it have a big spring there?" said Jean.

"Because I'm gonna FUCK YOU."

I sideflip my way to the cats, then pop out two more springs side by side on my body, and another two on the bottom in order to stand. I sweat floods and floods as my inner urges are ready ot be unleashed. I tangle Mich in my left spring, trapping him inside so he is unable to free himself from eternal pleasure. The butt is shown on the end of my hand. With inflemented skills, I bend my spring in wooble snabble motion as Mich's butt faces towards my penis.

In intense motion, I smash my penis through his hole and proceed to spring inside out.

It was amazing.

Boing, boing, boing. The cat was flying up and down as my penis sprang to extreme high and low measures, his silivia spitting to various areas of the room making it sticky. Boing, boing. His face goes ahego as I come bed juice in him. I thrust so smashingly hard that the spring boinged through the universe.

It's a supernova. A upside down waterfall that smashes through another dimension in the universe, flying twice the speed of light. The spinning ravels and twists a million miles per hour, its furious and fast incredible nature surpassing the fastest internal of any roller coaster.

My penis went through from his pussy to out his mouth.

Blood starts pouring from his throat, his arms twitching instead of his penis. I can visually see some of his organs splattering on the floor, some landing on his siliva.

Justice has prevailed I thought.

Shiver and timbers starts shaking in threat as another cat has witnessed a poor tragedy of his brother. A poor one indeed... It should've been richer.

I give a smirk. A smirk for him to remember forever. I will continue to fuifill the desires of living species. I was born to do this. This is my purpose. And I swear by it that I shall prove justice to this world, until the day I die.

"You're next... Jean."

"...n-n-a...nayaa.... no.. .nino... pls.... no. ..,sp..... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."

To be continued.

Chapter 2[]

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Reception[]

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